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dead-nigger-storage:

Sounds like every cop ever.

dead-nigger-storage:

Sounds like every cop ever.

(Source: adventurecomics, via bootythug)

onepoint21jigawatts:

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

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sevenseventhree:

important. watch how you talk about the violence in chicago; understand where it really stems from. if you are blaming communities, get the fuck outta here.

(via hormoaning)

nyehs:

maybe the real aesthetic was the friends we made along the way

(via pleblord)

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

gayweeb:

ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

contestant pikachu for RuPaul’s drag race season 7

……… that’s a female pikachu

or is he just well tucked?

(via dirtylittledamsel)

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

image

(via awkwardvagina)

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via miilesluna)

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

(via tangletots)

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

(via pleblord)

(some of) Electra Heart in snaps

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"The point of life is getting shit done and being happy."

Kanye West, GQ Magazine (via kimkanyekimye)

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